I apologize for the utter spamminess of today, but I also wrote a drabble for entrenous88, for the phrase "I thoroughly enjoy you."


Ron’s hair was ruffled from flying, and there were two dried leaves caught in it, sticking up like horns. A tentative smile played around his lips, like it hadn’t decided whether it would settle down and stay.

"What?" Harry shook his head, and Ron asked again. "No, what? You’re staring."

"I … thoroughly enjoy you," Harry told him.

Ron’s smile took root and bloomed, lighting his whole face. "When we get home," he said, sidling closer. "You could enjoy me a little more thoroughly."

The autumn air was cold against Harry’s face, but his heart was warm. "I could do that."

Title: The Truths We Make
Authors: allyndra and dancinbutterfly
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Brian/Gerard
Rating: FRM
Length: about 12,000 words
Disclaimer: So remarkably false. Don’t google yourself.
Summary: If it had been left up to him, Brian never would have told the band that he’s trans. But it’s not really up to him anymore, and now they all have to deal with it.
Note: A huge thanks to giddy_london for the thorough beta and to kaizoku for advice.

( The Truths We Make )

Title: Pete Wentz Is the Only Reason We're Dating
Author: allyndra
Fandom: Bandom/JoBros
Pairing: Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas
Rating: FRT
Length: 2,774 words
Disclaimer: Complete and utter work of fiction. Don’t google yourself.
Summary: When Pete Wentz throws a Halloween party, he doesn’t just set out some pumpkins and peeled grapes. After due consideration and some time with the other guests (for values of ‘other guests’ that mean ‘Mike Carden’), Kevin is glad.
Note: Long ago, skoosiepants threw out a plot bunny for a costume party fic, where Pete would decree the costumes, and Mike would wear a skirt. (And yes. Yes, I did write a fic with Jonas brothers in it.)

(  Pete Wentz Is the Only Reason We're Dating )

Title: The Clumsy and Oblivious Badger in His Natural Habitat
Author: allyndra
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Brendon/Jon
Rating: FRC
Length: about 2,600 words
Disclaimer: I mean no harm by pretending that band boys go to Hogwarts. Don’t google yourself.
Summary: Maybe it's time for Brendon to learn the names of people in other houses. Or at least, of one particular Gryffindor.
Note: Written a while ago for anon_lovefest

(  The Clumsy and Oblivious Badger in His Natural Habitat )

Title: Make Babies and Accidental Songs
Author: allyndra
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Frank/Bob/Jamia
Rating: FRT
Length: about 5,500
Disclaimer: This is deeply untrue. Made up lies about people who should never, ever google themselves.
Summary: Neither Frank nor Bob is the pregnant one, but they seem to be the ones doing all the freaking out. And they can’t even blame the hormones.
Notes:Written for the popoffacork fic exchange. Big thanks to snarkyrainbow for the beta and for suggesting the title.

( Make Babies and Accidental Songs )

Just a small batch of icons. :o)



Standard icon etiquette applies:
Credit if you take
Don't hotlink

[1-8] My Chemical Romance
[9-17] Panic at the Disco

( take a gander )

I fail at being anonymous. Three little fics I've written and posted at anon fests.

( So Very New a Thing - HSM, Chad/Ryan/Zeke, NC-17 )

( And in the Dark, We Know- RPS/Entourage, Zac Efron/Vincent Chase, NC-17 )

( Bump in the Night - BtVS/Panic at the Disco, Xander/Brendon, PG-13 )

Title: In the Game
Author: allyndra
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: You remember the part where these characters were made up by people who make movies for Disney? That means they're not mine.
Summary: Follows Of Something New, my AU in which Chad and Ryan were the ones who met at the ski lodge instead of Troy and Gabriella. It's the first day back at school.

Note: For elvensorceress who asked for it and who deserves much love.

( In the Game )

Title: Lost for You
Author: allyndra
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Length: about 1,400 words
Disclaimer: If you are or know any of these people, do us all a favor and don't read. If you read it anyway, I'd appreciate notes on characterization. ;o) Also, I didn't even mention canonical significant others.
Summary: This was written for anon_lovefest a while ago, for the prompt "Frottage. And I'm talking seriously hot frottage." That's pretty much all I attempted.
Note: Thanks to snarkyrainbow for looking it over and assuring me that it was fine to inflict upon the world.

( Lost for You )

God, I'm so happy with how these came out. Feel free to take. Don't hotlink, but you can add text if you feel so moved.

( Click for the pretty, pretty boys )

Joking in response to my post about being oblivious to things in the media, gigitrek said this:

There was a two-hour Hollyoaks special. John Paul moved back home at the same moment Kieron was coincidentally revealed to have been faking his own death to cover for his real mission as a MI5 agent investigating credit card fraud in the McQueens house. They had a rapturous reunion and have moved to Martinique to open a surf shop.

Oh wait, that was only in my mind.

It was utter crack and it led me to write this, originally posted as commentfic.

( Untitled Crack Futurefic in Which Kieron was MI5 and They Run a Surf Shop in Martinique )

Title: Maybe a Balm or a Touch
Author: allyndra
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Bob/Frank
Rating: NC-17
Length: about 1,900 words
Disclaimer: If you are or know any of these people, do us all a favor and don't read. If you read it anyway, I'd appreciate notes on characterization. ;o) Also, I didn't even mention canonical significant others.
Summary: Bob's hurting, and My Chemical Romance is a band that takes care of each other.
Note: Written for miniminkie, who wanted boysex to help her feel better. This was meant to be commentfic, but it got too long.

( Maybe a Balm or a Touch )

Title: The Difference Between Retrieval and Recovery
Author: allyndra
Fandom: Push
Pairing: Nick/Cassie
Rating: PG-13
Length: 4,780 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters or this world. Even one of the OCs was stolen. (Gilad belongs to dancinbutterfly)
Summary: Cassie’s been held in the Division labs for the last three years, and Nick has never given up on getting her back. It takes a lot of help to finally get her out.

Note: Written for dancinbutterfly.

( The Difference Between Retrieval and Recovery )

I've been entertaining myself for a while now by downloading texture and light pics from stock.xchng and using them to make Frank Iero banners. Free to a good home. Please don't hotlink, but you can add text if you feel so moved. (all are 629x350)

( Banners under cut )

Title: Future Imperfect
Author: allyndra
Fandom: Push
Pairing: Nick/Cassie
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex with a minor. Let me say that again: SEX WITH A MINOR. You’ve been warned.
Disclaimer: Nick and Cassie do not belong to me, nor does their ‘verse, cool though it is. I make no profit.
Summary: Cassie sees the future, but she doesn’t always know what it means until it comes to pass.

Notes: Thanks to dancinbutterfly for fangirling over this movie and pairing with me, and for encouraging me to write this.

( Future Imperfect )

Title: To Rights
Author: allyndra
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Length: 2,025 words
Disclaimer: I do not own Jack and Ianto, but I really don’t think they would be offended to be portrayed this way. They might even be into it.
Summary: Post-Journey’s End, Ianto is cleaning up the Hub. Jack needs some seeing to, as well.

Note: For suki_blue This is the traditional Encouragement for Quitting Smoking Porn. (What, you don’t have that tradition? Get on it!) Over a month smoke free! Yay!!!

( To Rights )

Title: Homelife
Author: allyndra
Fandom: Entourage
Pairing: Vince/E
Rating: PG-13
Length: about 1,200 words
Warning: Domestic violence
Disclaimer: The way the economy is going, I would surely love to be profiting from this, but I’m not and I won’t. They’re not mine.
Summary: Vince has a place to go when things get to be too much at home.

Notes: Written for 14valentines. Today’s topic was Women of Color. Please read the article here.

Thanks to dancinbutterfly for prompting and handholding. She told me to mention that I haven't seen Season 5, so take that into account in the description of Vince's home.

( Homelife )

These were made for 14valentines. The theme today is Athletics. Please read the essay here.

The word "bitch" is used a lot, and often carries an implication that the woman to whom it's being applied is uppity and needs to be taken down a few pegs. I love that women are reclaiming this word. There is nothing wrong with being a confident and opinionated bitch, and I'm glad that woman are proudly labeling themselves as such. These icons are of women from shows I enjoy, all of whom I have seen or heard referred to as bitches. If there is a woman or female character you would like a similar icon of, I'll take requests.

Feel free to take. No hotlinking. Comments and credit are nice.



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Title: What Love Aimed At
Author: Allyndra
Fandom: Hollyoaks
Pairing: John Paul/Kieron
Length: 1,612 words
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Well, at this point they’ve left our screens, but I don’t think they’re up for grabs. I don’t own these characters or this world.
Summary: Kieron isn’t what most people would think of when they pictured an excited bride. (Schmoopy PWP set in the brief, shining time between telling Myra about the engagement and Craig’s appearance.)

Note: Written for gigitrek with a wish for good, good things in the future, and for 14valentines. Today’s topic is sexuality. Please read the essay here.

( What Love Aimed At )